T: Christopher, wet's eat some more chips, and then we can pway the "watch out for the throw-up" game!
(Yes, I was horrified and no, as far as I know, this game has never actually BEEN played at my home but, well, you never know...)
And the second comment was actually a question that Christopher asked me:
"Mommy, is it OK if someone eats a dog on purpose?"
(OK, again I'm wondering what's going on behind my back. I thought I had a pretty firm grasp of what's going on around here, but I'm beginning to have my doubts...)