"Hello, my name is Marie, and I pitched a fit until my Daddy put this on my forehead. After that, I was one happy little camper."
"See? Don't I look cool? Don't I look happy?"
"It fell off!
Why aren't you putting it back on me?
Why are you laughing at me? Stop it!
I don't laugh at you!"
"Fine, then... I'll figure out how to put it on myself."
And words I never thought I would hear:
"Look, Mommy! Christopher is an angler fish!!"